Gadgetory

Hey ladies and gentlemen today is an exciting day I have been waiting and no exaggeration over a year for this moment hold on I just got to pull this into our epic like shade thing okay there we go all right let's go ahead and put this bad boy down now I first laid eyes on this at Computex 2017 so I think that was somewhere in the neighborhood of about I don't know a year and a quarter ago I'm almost two years ago now and it was one of those things where I I walked up to the the rep and the booth and I was like yo I want that thing and they were like what is even wrong with you like what what hey why would you even want it and be why the hell would I give it to you that's ridiculous do you have any idea how big it is do you have any idea how much these things cost and I was like yo I'm gonna have that and this is this is one I'm like this is one of my favorite reps okay his name's cliff he's a good guy good guy he was like I'll try but like it's not gonna happen and I was like okay fine whatever so he tried and long story short it actually it didn't happen you know that the approval process just pretty all right they're gonna you know break some break some crate here the approval process didn't go through and I was like ah you know that sucks but you know you win some you lose some what's up I know there's screws on the side dingleberry I'm stalling for time I got a got an electric drill right here smart guy with the right bit and I know there's screws on the sides that is super tight or something thanks guys I'm not an idiot well okay let's be really careful with like these you know be-all and end-all black and white statements I'm not an idiot might be an idiot but I know I know how to disassemble a crate well I didn't want to break the crate but like I was prying the thing and it just kept on okay fine I'll do it I'll do it properly anyway anyway so it didn't go through and I was I was pretty disappointed sounds like this thing is pretty cool then you know yeah I'm gonna finish the story of how we actually got it later on in the stream because first I think we've gotta get this puppy opened up so that we can you can deal with some of the suspense that I'm sure you guys are all feeling about what is in here so to be clear this wasn't free we didn't actually pay the brands for the item but it actually cost me I think this is probably the most that I have ever spent on a purely decorative anything because what's in this box has no purpose all it is is like cool and I really wanted it and then by the time I found out how much it was gonna cost me in shipping to get it here I was kind of like committed and it was sort of like you know I had to do it for the means at that point but this cost somewhere in the neighborhood of seven to nine hundred dollars or something like that do you member how much this thing cost to ship you don't know yeah so it cost like seven nine hundred bucks something stupid like that just to ship it here because the contents of this crate are hailing from the beautiful islands nation of Taiwan oh yeah I guess we can't we can't upload this stream in China at this point then yeah excuse me the beautiful island of of China Chinese Taipei whatever Taiwan number one okay so uh I think this is basically all I have to do to roll this thing out I think no no don't stand there Brandon I'm what just happened to my bit retracted bit syndrome RBS it's a serious serious disease don't laugh Jake okay so I think what's gonna happen here is this is just gonna fall down okay that is not what's going to happen so we are going to have to continue to investigate the construction of this crate actually Brendan here you come around this side this side this side should be safe so if you want to give people let people kind of guess Jake let me know what kind of guesses you see for what's in here you can kind of try and have a look at it from the side there but I think I need to I think I need to hop up here oh boy ah okay so I think there's another six screws I got to get that up here and I realize I'm not in your carefully laid out shade thing anymore Brandon but I don't really think there's anything I can do about it oh this is kind of not on even ground which I guess it's fine Oh see this is why we fast-forward this kind of thing when we edit the videos oh okay ah yeah hold on I'm good I'm good what are you calling me fat dick Oh oh I'm sure some of them do but they might be wrong we've got someone thinks it's a giant Pikachu that would actually be pretty sick no it's not a dog give me give me some more give me some more guesses here an old IBM server I wish that would be pretty sick okay I think I'm about to kick this open Brandon you ready here comes the moment Wow okay that was supporting a lot of the top okay Jake can I borrow you off the monitoring station there for a minute there and just grab that there drill there but all the other but thanks there but okay okay yeah should be fine okay thank you oh boy all right what's holding it now oh so this kind of crate I guess is like you know well engineered crate that has support braces in here check this out so I actually have to remove these before I can get you've got to be kidding me okay that was almost in there in such a way that I couldn't get at it and then I got to do these ones because they've actually got support braces running all four ways here really like freaking really oh this oh there's like nine more okay I wish I had done the bottom ones first come on hold on you got to speak up I can't hear you Jake but what Gaelic or Dalek Doctor Who Oh a Dalek no it is not a Dalek that would be pretty sick to go mainframe nope no mainframe chat blowing up giant though a tunnel Bert no no tunnel there ha ha ha ha yeah oh what a cooler for thread Ripper 3 no no I think you're thinking of Intel's upcoming 28 core ok let's try this one more time ha well that was the desired effect right boom that's what I've been waiting for that dramatic crate fall oh man so just I mean I'm a bit of a homunculus and all that but this should still give you some idea of how friggin big this thing is like this is this is no joke some cool stuff in here and it is holy crap is it ever heavy so these are the support braces I was talking about we've got to going across this way and then to going across this way and I guess the idea is to keep this from shifting around and shipping I really hope that in spite of their best efforts it wasn't damaged in shipping because that would be extraordinarily disappointing right now alright is there any point in me trying to keep track of all these screws is that just a losing battle I mean realistically I'm not sending it back so there ya go there you guys how you do it it's a shame it's made out of like shoddy wood cuz that seems like it broke off pretty easily I bet we can just do the rest of them like that oh wow look at this just came apart like that Taiwanese wood okay good electronics bad wood like here let's go get a close-up of this one when I rip it off from through the slats through the slats there check that out like I'm not even gonna put a lot of force on it it's like okay well that one actually held up reasonably but still no so I stand by it ha where's uh okay we're gonna go for see if we can kick this one off I think this thing can support me at this point right nope I mean yes it can but ah come on let's try the other side you know what I don't even need to remove that one okay ah let's get this out of the way I can't wait to tell you guys the story of how I finally got this thing I'll tell you one spoiler though my razor rep is either gonna laugh or be so pissed off that he's not gonna talk to me for like at least a quarter Manship I should probably take those ones out too man this is a lot of packaging Harambee no rip harambe but this is not not a stuffed Harambee unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at that Jesus I'm sure someone's keeping track because don't take this the wrong way but like our audience is nerdy like that how many screws have I taken out at this point it's ridiculous it's ridiculous screwing competition actually I mean if we're being honest I'm secure enough to just say that all right there we go huh you know there can be a lot of reasons why you know your wife decides to settle with you and I'm just saying you know for some of us it's some things and for some of us it's that Wow does that just start sliding holy crap I don't think so oh yes it is on wheels okay I mean I guess that kind of makes sense cuz it's like really big and heavy and stuff but how do I get it down now justjust yellow it boy it's it's reasonably heavy part of the problem though is cuz it's still in the packaging I don't know if what I'm holding on to is fragile no oh okay uh it's just I have a knife over there cuz I kind of feel like I'm gonna need one come on look okay I think we're gonna get these wheels blocked here alright we just kind of I don't know oh they have brakes they got brakes their brakes are hard to press come on go we'll break yes okay oh I'm so excited I haven't even actually seen this thing since over a year ago when I first like kind of impulsively they Alex used the word impulsive impulsively decided that I wanted it it might not even be that cool like I might just have kind of built it up in my mind over the last little while here all right well well Jake works on finding a knife here you're gonna start dealing as much of the plastic as I can I still can't even believe that they sent this it was so ridiculous Oh totally unreasonable thing to ask for and like no one no one thinks this is a good idea like my wife is super irritated brandon is super not impressed Jake thinks it's a cool idea right yeah okay well Jake's with me their magic Jake's kind of a two-hole son so kind of shows what company I keep on this particular one JK Jake 31,000 people are watching this Wow oh yeah yeah dog I mean if you're if you're supporting this endeavor here yeah okay you know what why don't you be helpful in the way that's a little more helpful maybe huh what do you think it's like many hands makes sometimes very inefficient work okay should we let people take a couple more guesses before we all right secrets out here it comes should I go to bottom to top or top to bottom what's the right way to undress it just take it off I don't even know if it's like facing forward or anything oh man there's like a whole other there's a whole other layer oh wait no I thought that was another layer there it is baby I got my very own lucky the dragon yes Taiwan number one oh man right let me cut this so Jake asks where on earth are we gonna put this and that is that is the reason that lots of other people are sort of mad about me getting this not even because I wasted a lot of money but also because it has the potential to take oh oh man you know what you know what though for the memes if it's for nothing but the means I'm still so glad I did it I do so few like just stupid for the memes things that I figure you can kind of let me have this one right so okay wow it's still in perfect condition so the initial response to me was like - yo do you have any idea how much it costs to create these kinds of like one-off promotional pieces because this cut this is not mass-produced like I think they have only one of them and like it's it's hand-painted if you're looking like clothes here I have no idea how they do the molding for something this big but it is it's not a non complex thing to both design and manufacture they did absolutely a fantastic job of it whoever built this for MSI and I was like yeah I know but then I was like well I mean like come on realistically what are you guys gonna do with it it's huge like you can't you can't store it all the time like you can't just take it to every show cuz it's super expensive to ship realistically like what do you guys even what do you guys even need it for you should just send it to me and they're like well will you put in your studio I'm like oh god you know like maybe like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like just have it in all of our videos like Oh Linus tech tips brought to you by MSI I got myself all over that that MSI or anything like that but like yeah I don't probably show up once in a while because it's like it's sick look at this guy but um so the way that I finally convinced them was actually about a year later oh hey Vaughn can I borrow you for a sec I was just telling everyone on the stream that you were you were really impressed with my decision to purchase this how much how much was it again do you remember how much the shipping was something like that okay okay ladies and gentlemen out there you got a you got a pick a side here okay Linus with the dragon or Yvonne who thinks it's a dinosaur and therefore clearly doesn't understand the value here okay some key differences between dragons and dinosaurs my dear okay for one thing dragons are real how do we know because we can see it dinosaurs the fossil record that's a scam that's how they get you paleontologists that is that is like that is a crazy racket okay difference number one different - excuse me I lost track there's so many differences that I could talk forever difference number two dragons have wings dinosaurs don't count nope nope and also remember those are fake fake dinosaurs reason number three dinosaurs are not red and Dragons are well they could have been but there's no way of knowing and also they were fake so thank you thank you very much I think I think the audience has probably made their decision now what what do you guys think get get get out of here right look at this obviously this is Mario right okay I don't know what the mushroom is all about but yeah okay so right this is the part in the stream where finally I reveal what happened do you know the story okay oh yeah that was yeah okay so you know what stick around stick around yeah you can correct me if I get anything wrong so guys it's been a year since I've even seen this thing at their booth the previous year and I go up and we go through their booth and I'm like yo man all this stuff's pretty boring I don't know if we're even like making a video here this year and then you know after after a while he shows us like all the new products I'm like yeah these are like basically just slightly tuned refreshes of what you had last time it's been kind of a slow Computex well I think we're just gonna focus on walking around in the rain and whining about Intel and what they're doing no no that was the year before you know it doesn't it doesn't matter yeah it's hard to keep track because it like you spanned an entire year last ten years has just been one long year for Linus yeah leading up to this moment so anyway finally we find like the cool thing that MSI was doing with their laptops where they're bundling that that Android emulator but they're kind of like the rebranding it they're adding a little bit of functionality and they're like including it with their laptop so you can play on droid games on their laptops I go this is pretty this is pretty cool actually but the issue here is I don't know what to title it and so we were like spitballing titles in the booth I think it was you me and Anthony right no we were spitballing titles in the booth and I forget who said it but one of us blurted out like we should call it Razer wishes they thought of this uh-uh and anyway so cliff who I'm not going to name by name in the video here cuz I don't want like his phone to blow up after this video goes up so so he's like come on you gotta call it that I'm like oh man I I don't know it's pretty like it's pretty click Beatty he's like yeah whatever you click bait all the time anyway I'm like you know what screw you cliff I use stronger words though screw you cliff tell you what if I call the video that you got to get me that dragon this is no this is the dragon and he goes oh man cuz I've been chasing him about this for like the last year right he goes oh I told you I told you they don't want to give you the dragon cuz they're worried that you're gonna like say or like do something inappropriate or you're not gonna treat it properly you're like man that's like that's our brand and I'm like yeah but that's my dragon that your brand is on so I'm gonna need that dragon the ball I don't know I don't know where the ball went but uh anyway so he's like okay look give me a give me a few minutes he goes away and then he he comes back he's like okay I'll get you the dragon but you got to pay for shipping oh my god yeah man I told you I pay for shipping I told you I'd buy it I don't even care you gotta pay for shipping this is friggin awesome so anyway it took another what is it is it October now so it took another almost four my June July August September October it took over four more months but here it is I still have absolutely no idea where to put it it's so wide it's not even gonna fit through like a person door like it has to go in through a Bay we're gonna have to like clear a path like Tyler is probably even more mad at me than Ivonne because he's the one who has to like you know dude shipping receiving for this crate and have it taking up quite literally all of his receiving area space for the last couple of weeks here but uh you know what I pissed off a lot of people and I didn't really get anything sort of meaningful in return other than self-satisfaction and maybe that makes me kind of an asshole but I'm a happy asshole right now happy asshole so with with a dragon dragon asshole it's my dragon energy right here so thanks for watching guys if you just like this because you could hit that button I wouldn't blame you but if you liked it hit like get subscribed and maybe consider checking out where to buy the stuff we featured oh good luck cuz it's mine I got the only one super Chad 50 bucks impulsive donation for impulsive purchase thank you you have taken a one-one 12th or 113th dent out of what I had to pay to bring you guys this amazing piece of content today we got a you'e God for a hundred bucks the super chats are determined to pay for the Dragon today you guys are as stupid as me it's great it's beautiful like this is our this is our community right it's a whole community of stupid I love it so I think there's some other parts of my standard outro that I'm supposed to say or whatever else but yo thanks for watching guys and well we'll see you again on the next stream I can't promise it'll be as epic as this but we're gonna try Taiwan number one yeah yeah kill it