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welcome back to kick farted he farted is a series that we do on crowd funded projects through Kickstarter IndieGoGo or whatever other platform that ship but don't exactly hit the mark today we're going to be looking at the amp II move the world's first wearable motion charger it's a portable smartphone battery that charges as you move yeah until skull Canyon knock features a sixth-generation a core i7 processor and Thunderbolt 3 learn more in the link in the video description the amp II Kickstarter was wildly successful they raised three hundred nine thousand three hundred and twenty three dollars they were featured in a number of major publications as well people got excited and I get it they make you feel really good about wanting to buy one they say stuff like your movement is your power your movement is your power hell yeah it is MP captures the energy from your movement throughout the day and uses it to power your phone and other wearables they talk about the future about how one day maybe their technology will be integrated into smartwatches and wearables so you never have to plug them in again we're so excited about what's to come one day our technology can be integrated directly into smart watches fitness trackers and other crazy wearables that haven't been invented yet so you never have to damn they're so cool I love this stuff and I mean like look at this right on the front of the box it says one hour of exercise equals five hours of smartphone battery life and just within the front cover it says that this battery can charge one full smartphone charge no asterisks that's just what they're saying they go on to state that people have a problem with their phones dying before the end of the day we all have the same problem our phones would die before the end of the day so many people have this problem oh my god I have that problem please take my money and they did which is why we're here today delivering why's they were okay we received ours mostly on time with their websites still being up and you can currently buy them on Amazon that puts stride technologies inc ahead of a lot of other crowdfunded companies but i must say in response to a headline that someone from BuzzFeed copy pasted from another one of their articles why has no one invented this before well BuzzFeed here's the top three reasons why one it barely works - they exaggerated its capabilities and three this is key I would hardly classify this as an invention nothing in it is a new technology and now if your attention span is so impressive that you can get beyond BuzzFeed keep watching to learn more as we transition into the actual review section of this video well it's a battery that charges with movement so to begin I gave it to three different people and told them to do three different things with it Taron biked around some city roads for a little bit and then did some various workouts in the gym with it Nick van Berkel took it with him on a BMX bike to a pump track both of these scenarios resulted in a net power generation of nothing or at least nothing that I could measure by plugging it into my dead phone and measuring the resulting charge keep in mind both of these guys doing both of these things did it for at least an hour there's no way it's not charged at all I was literally running for an hour Jane it is not charging at all so yeah didn't work wonderful Mahalo I guess the little LED did light up so there's that but that's it that seemed odd because you hold it in your hand and you know like jacket for a little while it works the little LED lights up and you can actually get some charge onto your phone if you can go long enough we got a little flash that was it that's where Linus came in I secretly hate him so I sent him out for a jog for an entire hour with the specific instruction that he needed to keep a lot of bounce in his step in order to shake the ante he came back exhausted which was funny and covered in sweat which was less funny when I had to actually take the am pee from him then the LED light lit up hmm I plugged into my phone and it started to charge I genuinely got really excited here Linus had to suffer and the amp II was actually going to work now okay it's not all they claimed it would be neither of the previous benchmarks worked at all if we had used the energy that it took to chill this water I bumped it into this building for me to consume it all while I ran the charging phone okay there you go but it's working now right right no not really a minute or two into charging I still hadn't gained a single percent and it was starting to fail my phone seemed confused as to whether or not it was charging in just a few seconds after that it was all over if you live in a city you probably walk enough to extend your phone's battery life by three hours if you also go on a run or maybe go cycling you can extend it by six hours the more you move the more power you get so big surprise it doesn't actually work now let's address their claims one hour of exercise equals five hours of smartphone battery life right well if you flip the box over it's a bit of a different story now it's stating five hours of standby battery life but okay okay what about the powers one full smartphone thing there can't be any clever wording there right let's based off an iPhone 5c of all things the battery listed on the box is only 1600 milliamp hours however it does say on their website that it's 1800 milliamp hours whichever version of their statements you decide to believe which at this point should probably be neither it's just over or just under one half of my pixel xl's maximum charge that's pathetic I mean you can just charge it from the wall like any other freakin battery bank but you shouldn't because it's a terrible battery bank with an embarrassing maximum charge for its size and weight take these two batteries for instance one from anchor and one from cheer oh this one is 6700 milliamp hours this one is 6,400 milliamp hours if you put them together they're actually just ever so slightly larger than the MP yet with a combined maximum charge of over seven times more at 13100 milliamp hours just buy a normal battery bank so what happened to all that special tech that it took three engineering PhDs from Northwestern to develop let's find out by tearing the ampie apart wait so it's a magnet in an inductor I mean I'm not that great at physics but you start learning this in grade like 11 or 12 don't you very impressive guys very impressive now I'm not saying that the principle of operation here can't be useful in certain situations it's a very cool idea just the implementation is nasty and deplorable as far as I can tell they saw an advertisement on TV at like 2:00 a.m. advertising a flashlight that works when you shake it and had a sudden revelation of oh my god if we just replace the capacitor that's in the end of there with a battery we can store the charge longer brilliant absolutely brilliant I love it it's fantastic great idea speaking of brilliant John suggested a wonderful Kickstarter idea to me let's install water wheels in toilets and urinals so people can charge their devices while they take a piss we should start a Kickstarter anyways the ideas aside what's their future well no news yet and hopefully it stays that way for the sake of their potential future customers looking at the comments from their current ones on Kickstarter reveals an impressive and inspiring amount of anger I speak for you and again just like last time this product wasn't exactly just release but they're still trying to sell it so I thought I'd try to alert people before they try to flush their money down their toilet alongside their water we love power generation crunchyroll is a site that was created by anime fans for anime fans and that means that they offer the most current episodes of new shows straight from Japan like Ruiz ero or orange they have a large collection of the most 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