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okay so today we're gonna be unboxing a Robot Chicken calendar we are welcoming the new year with some sort of weird off-color humor with various action figures and you know models of stuff so on the back it says we combine equal parts old school stop motion animation merciless parody of TV movies pop culture and celebrity and the twisted lunacy of co-creators and geek gods Seth Green and Matthew Simon and you have Robot Chicken the Duck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah okay it's a keyboard I mean it's not a keyboard what am I saying I just unboxed a keyboard so now I am unboxing a calendar this doesn't actually belong to me it actually belongs to one of my co-workers I think he may or may not know who he is but he he's Taryn and he bought this the other day when they went on sale right after Christmas because buying a calendar before Christmas is seriously like stupid unless you're buying it as a gift because they're so expensive okay so the first page is September October November and December of 2009 we have a robot lifting a clothes dryer all right and then we have an alien in a funky suit made of like chain mail or something okay cool now I don't actually watch the show so I'm not going to get a lot of these references but I do know that this is the weird scientist and at the beginning in the intro and this is the Robot Chicken okay so here we have for January the Robot Chicken telethon alright so and then there's one of the creators who is laying out for us which is very nice of him okay we have Martin Luther King Day New Year's Day awesome so February we have an alien answering the telephone all right and then we have a robot apparently making love to a blender but that may be taken out of context okay next we have a guy riding a unicorn and yeah okay okay there's nothing particularly creepy or entertaining about that but I've heard the show is very funny I have seen a few of oh okay we have a raging carrot excellent that's for April that must be April Fool's or so actually April Fool's Day isn't on this calendar go figure April the first not there okay we have the mad scientist down in the bottom corner here and the cameraman is like totally not looking at that from the bottom quarter period here there you go mad scientist okay and then we have oh we have a some kind of gummy bear with its foot caught in a bear trap that is mildly amusing okay then we have him swearing okay he's quite upset that his foot is caught in the bear trap and then we have the robot making love to a truck okay or lifting it okay the cameraman says go faster this isn't that interesting okay chickens being interrogated okay and then we have that funky alien with the suit alright that's June then July we have George Washington I think with an American flag cape and a musket and standing on a rock okay and then we have a guy in a poncho that's July and then for August which is my birthday month we have a giraffe in quicksand and he can't get out uh-oh and then in the bottom we have a burlap chicken okay in September this is when you go back to school so we got a guy in his school letters here and it's a robot okay and then we have to kind of oldies looking couple and then we have the mad scientist with the chainsaw next we have I don't know what this is but it seems to be zombies zombies of other stuff that we've seen throughout the rest of the calendar this is the guy who was riding the unicorn that guy right there okay and then at the bottom we have him again in the top hat top hats are very fashionable family all right then we have Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz and it's that guy again I don't know who that guy is but now we have the robot making love to a gas pump okay and then oh we have a cross between Santa and Frosty that is actually kind of creepy looking you should like zoom out so you can see this whole thing it's like yeah it's Santa eating a cookie and drinking milk but it's Frosty the Snowman very scary okay and then for December we have a yet another Robot Chicken thank you for checking out my unboxing the Robot Chicken 2010 calendar Happy New Year