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We FINALLY Installed a Firepole! - April Fools 2018 (sort of)

2018-04-01
guess what yeah so remember how you created a fire pole for me kind of remember that yeah from the it wasn't the real up on the top of the mezzanine down no no you you made a fire pole is it real is it an illusion only the editors will know by the end of the day I want you to have a real fire pole installed that I can slide down you know I have things to do right yeah they look really really important all right cool I'm glad we agree private Internet access is the VPN service that encrypts all of your Internet traffic and uses a safe protected IP and it's got tons of other useful features as well check it out now at the link below alright so plenty how long do you spend developing this plan well extend this they'll have this thing here we'll have people holding onto this which people we can find people on the street and we'll also clamp it onto the railing up there can I reveal something that you probably don't know there's pieces of information I don't have okay so when we put in these stairs we've never actually intended for anyone to walk down them these are the way up oh I knew that fire pool installation BAE baebae wow this is a little nerve-wracking mine be so instead of having this long pole go this way like this way we can attach it to several of these posts instead okay so what saw the Yolo plan what do you mean the yellow plan I want something simpler and faster than this be serious maybe fewer people one person will attach weights to it will tape weights to this and rope we have rope alright we're not doing this I'm not doing this a pro no you're not serious about but yellow right yeah yeah yo girlie no you're not no no you're not not yellowing I'm gonna tell the fun I don't want to lose my job because he died the fire pole is going in today what happened to the safety concerns we have insurance for this I think if anyone came in and inspected our implementation maybe they'd be really happy with it oh yeah yeah I'll have a cross brace we'll attach it to the post yeah this all sounds incredibly stupid I feel like I should be wearing a hard hat yeah did we have a hard hat this is a solid door right it's like fire rated I know this song as long as we actually put it together properly oh no that's terrible fuck all right I probably wouldn't have had that I actually have some news for you guys uh-huh no it's it's exciting it's actually good Dennis Joe have you excited do you guys remember asking me when we moved into this place if we could have a fire pole I wanted to also say I want a waterfall it is safe oh yeah safe yeah edie add it's safe no okay Dennis come have alcohol it's safe nobody asked Emily look Dollar Shave Club lets you upgrade your bathroom supplies for just a few bucks a month and they're giving away their shit shave and shower starter set for just five bucks a month it includes their executive handle as well as a full pack of cartridges and sample sizes of three of their most popular products there one wipe Charlies their shave butter and their body wash so check it out this offer is exclusively available at dollarshaveclub.com slash Linus we're gonna have that linked below yeah it looks pretty sturdy to me as long as I make it to the bottom then I'll be fine do you want your helmet first off I'm part of the safety committee second I I don't know if this is safe my neighbor's tree house has a fire pole
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