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I'm here to prove that purple mattress blows memory foam out of the bedroom only purple passes the durability test body heat test and the all-new HED test or human egg drop test for the layman's the best test to determine a mattresses comfort and support ready Billy no I dipped it perfect just look at how the purple smart comfort grid made from a super country yet ultra supportive material called hyper elastic polymer cradled those unfertilized chickies and yeah they're pretty real now how about that memory foam ready Billy great see unlike memory-foam Purple's unique design cradles your pressure points and redistributes support to the rest of your body leaving your spine properly aligned so no more back pain no matter your body type sleeping position or frequency of nightmare especially the ones starring your boss so what does this mean the purples comfortable good boy Billy well Jake that was terrible form more wrists Oh Billy can you clean this up please yeah did you know memory foam was developed in 1966 that's 10 years older than VHS and what's crazier is the technology hasn't even changed you're getting half century old technology with all of its problems so many companies are desperate to call their mattresses high-tech so they sandwich a little bit of tech into the memory foam 98% memory foam is still 90% crap that's a lot of crap you're sleeping on brother and sisters you guys purple is the most durable comfort technology in scientific history while the compact structure of memory foam breaks down it falls apart over time purples proprietary material keeps shape and stays strong no more lumpy mattresses and no more body impressions speaking of impressions memory foam has a big problem it sleeps hot and when it's supposed to body heat it softens and loses support causing you to sink faster than my hopes it dreams at senior prom or Blockbuster Video those guys I feel bad but they made some mistakes in their hierarchy and they just deep sleep requires low stimuli purple is temperature neutral it's grid design and aerated sidewalls create serious airflow so your body heat doesn't affect your sleep stop looking for sleep in all the wrong places forget memory foam these tests are real you really can sleep cooler and more comfortably all on a mattress that will outlive the family dog and you can personalize your purple with our many different comfort levels purple perfected the science of sound sleep all you need to do is experience it and you can for 100 nights with Purple's no pressure guarantee so go ahead how the world's best mattress a purple earful he's fine he does this a lot this is his thing oh they just kind of don't talk and just don't touch either we gave them a the don't talk don't touch rule purple you