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Are The Folks At Apple Smoking Crack Or Just Lame?

2019-06-06
okay so I'll admit that this particular video I held off on for a few days because at first I wasn't quite sure if what was announced was serious or was really just like simple fools day you know like making a play on a late April Fool's because some of the announcements that they made you know are just like what is going on over there Apple I mean have these guys lost their mind because I'll admit I use IMAX from music because I just like logic and we use them for doing editing and stuff like that and I've always wanted to get another Mac Pro tower I have I used to love them we used to have back in the day but it just got too old and didn't really support anything anymore so it's like okay it out you know it it outlived its usefulness and we've been waiting around and so now all of a sudden we see that Apple finally releases and says oh my god yes we're fine they're gonna have this open architecture you know new Mac Pro well okay that's cool but look at this thing first of all there's been so many jokes on the internet about I don't even know like anything I'd say would probably already be like almost rehash but it literally looks in a way like a cheese grater you know so people are saying like keep your eyes peeled just see the new Mac you know and coming in at six thousand dollars for their basic unit I mean I'll admit I mean I pretty much puts it out of my price range and since I mainly do music I don't really see myself ever you know investing that much money and our machine you know it's videos just fine the videos you've seen have all been edited our iMac so they all look good and they come across now I have to admit that you know some of the features inside this product they sound you know pretty cool they got new Intel processors these new Xeon processors that are coming out they're gonna be like kind of for the workstation kind of environment but you know having an open architecture machine that really only people in the pro segment of things are going to be able to get a hold of I don't really know it's gonna go like I asked Jonathan from TLD if he really planned on buying one of these things right off the bat and he said he wasn't but I'm sure they're gonna probably buy one and check it out they're all into that Mac stuff you know but I can't afford that and he pretty said that even for him at the situation were there and it wasn't going to be optimal at that price so I mean he's one of the biggest youtubers out there he's got mere two million plus viewers tons a hits and everything like that you knows on his channel he obviously needs something to work you know really good and he said that it was just pretty much not for him so I mean hearing that from a guy who's actually you know in the Macworld stuff is kind of like well okay well if this guy who's all totally in the max stuff he doesn't roll and put his hands on it then mic well I guess I might not even you know pipe dream about the thing you know so they have it out it looks like a cheese grater comes to the market really expensive it does have cool features I mean if you were looking for something like that they're even gonna have like a rack-mountable version so you can get it and put it in a rack mount so I mean if you're into rack mount stuff and you're a pro yeah it might be cool you're gonna be able to get Vega to graphics inside of it it has really fast ethernet it's supposed to be a really SuperDuper fast machine so somebody who out there who's in the Pro segment market which isn't most of us and probably not very many people even watching this video currently right now are actually in the Pro segment side of things you know even though I use my iMac and stuff I don't really consider I mean I'm not making you know the next Marvel movie you know and these kind of machines are obviously for doing editing and stuff like making the next type of Marvel money hence why there this price but for desktop people or anything else it's a cheese grater it's way overpriced it's really kind of way overdue and yeah is it really all that innovative I mean it's cool that you can get to it from every side but is it really that innovative I mean I don't know I don't really think it is you guys are PC you know you guys the PC master-race you're probably going yeah Oracle it's just get one of these things so we can run it over and shoot it with a bazooka right I mean I wish had the money do that would be a cool video right take it out get it out there to get Joe Rogan to use like an explosive arrow then he obviously had to get you know from you know Hawkeye of course who else is gonna get an arrow like that from come on stay with the program keep focusing all right to be a Hawkeye getting real cool arrows you know or I suppose you could go DC style and get something from the Green Arrow but you know that's up to you now the next thing that Apple talked about is a monitor that sells without a stand right whoo-hoo on planet Earth cells a monitor without a stand now these are their new monitors and they tout all this stuff you know they stroke you off and tell you oh my god listen to all these great features that are on this thing you know oh my god it's the next best thing to slice cheese and slice bread and blah blah blah you know monitor some comparison value or in the ten thousand dollar range and we're gonna release one to you for five hundred and forty nine dollars entry level prize they but there's no stand now admittedly you can get a stand that's just a standard status that a little basis stand for $199 but here's where things just get completely really totally and utterly stupid my initial reaction was really what tough and that's because they're selling a stand and it's a joke they're all oh can do portrait mode it can go back and forth the same Shh that most every stand out there on a decent monitor does and they want a thousand dollars for it have you lost your mind a pole when you guys are in the market where you guys what passing around a bunch of pot and smoking and eating some brownies these people good let's sell a monitor and at the same time check this out let's um a separate stand and make it $1,000 let's give it to stupidest stupidest crap I've ever heard of in my entire life in the computer industry a stand for $900 Apple definitely was taking peyote smokin some weed or doing something crazy the moment that their marketing team came up with the idea for this craziest thing ever I mean you could literally hear the audience when they announced it like check this out when they know and they announce it the audience literally moan and the protest and 9.99 and mike the MacPro they'll all be available see that like they're just like what they're like yeah cool you own this product see what the fuck is going on here what that's exactly most people's reaction to is crazy so after this announcement their next announcement is oh hey you know we've got a new addition to our OS coming out and it makes Lee makes your iTunes play better yeah it makes your iTunes a little better I mean works with your phone with iTunes so you like you know I guess you're gonna be able do some seamless stuff with your phone you know with iTunes and like it's gonna recommend some better music for you and that's like you know the big release notes on Apple's new OS so for those who are out there in the music industry you know this most the time when Apple releases their new release half your stuff just stops working that's right and you either got to buy an updated version of ProTools or an updated version of this or updated version of that costing you a bunch of money just for upgrading to their next highest OS which honestly is the thing that honestly of everything that exists in the Apple environment that one of all is the one that just makes me angry and pisses me off to no end every time we've ever you know went to one of our computers and we upgraded we're either at the Mac store because our Mac stopped working or half our program stopped working I'm not even joking with you so for them to release and say oh my god we're gonna have this new OS out for you that's gonna make half your stuff not work but it's gonna make your iTunes more friendly Jesus man I swear Apple you have lost your innovation I feel you just have you have gone crazy you're releasing strange products I waited a long time for a new Mac Pro you could have at least made Mac pros that were at least in that portable range for some people with 6,000 bucks come on man that's a halfway-decent good car mmm so like I said if you're the probe segment things and you got the money to spend it well I suppose maybe you might consider one of these but for everybody else you're gonna be like yeah I'll just do something different by myself a cheese grater and a monitor without a stand Apple you guys have dust your mind and a new OS that's gonna make half my stuff possibly not work and give me better viability through my 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