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what's up guys it's ad from Texas and welcome to another installment of overpriced tech you guys seem to love the first one so I'll continue to do these videos so you guys a huge fan of the series make sure to leave a like so starting off the episode is this blu-ray player from Goldman called the idols reference blue you might be wondering why there is no price listed on the website well it's so that they don't scare people off the actual retail price on this thing is a hundred and thirty-five thousand dollars for a blu-ray player I mean just buy a ps4 Xbox one and you not only get a blu-ray player but you can play games too the blu-ray player is not even made out of gold so how the hell do you justify the price well according to this article its hand-built in Geneva and it's limited to 50 units I don't give a rat's ass if this was hand-built by Morgan Freeman himself if I was a millionaire I can think of a hundred thirty-five thousand other things to spend that money on this next item is something I came across while looking for keyboards for my next top five keyboards video let me first start off by saying that this isn't a fake listing this is a legit keyboard that's worth 1000 bucks it's called a sojourner and it's made out of beautiful aged brass construction hand crafted from premium materials long lasting typewriter style keys with Cherry MX switches the fine long-lasting how long are we talking about it has a four star rating so let's take a look at some reviews absolutely magnanimous the keyboard itself with its gold lace is a flawless match to my diamond-encrusted computer case I know it seems expensive but it's got all the letters just being in the same room with this object actually grants a type of spiritual clarity I used to sometimes ask myself such questions as what is the meaning of life then after having the sojourner keyboard in my presence for only a few seconds all of the answers came to me now I'm sure a lot of you guys have heard of overpriced HDMI cables in fact I was shopping on Fry's the other day and posted a pic on my Twitter of $130 HDMI cable that I came across but this this is another level fifteen hundred bucks for a freaking HDMI cable I mean this better give me a thousand FPS but you know what guys all your quest is kind enough to let it go for twenty-five cents cheaper and free shipping so why the hell not it features bi-directional Ethernet communication and audio return channel enabled what the hell does that even mean I feel like the add all these complicated words to justify spending this much on a freaking cable it was either this or pay the rent this month you can guess which one I chose now my landlord comes over to watch TV and caress this cable and I charge him rent my cats just love to chew on it in fact they've chewed on it so much that the diamond layer has been encrusted to their teeth now they each have their own tiny cat grills unfortunately some of them have died in gang-related accidents ladies and gentlemen I have to warn my younger audience for this next item for your eyes and ears may not be ready for this introducing the first-ever vaginal beer imagine the essence of a woman in one bottle of beer impossible nothing is impossible I think in order for you guys to really understand what the hell this product is you need to watch the video imagine a woman of your dreams your object of desire her charm her sensuality her passion try her taste feel her smell her voice now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer the golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts which sauce we have identified we have discovered a process of transmission of her essence of her femininity her instincts by isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina a laboratory isolates and multiplies the bacteria in a safe way so let me get this straight we are taking vaginal bacteria putting it in beer and then drinking it I think I've had enough of this by using yani bacteria in the process the beers contain femininity and women's instincts we have selected beautiful Czech model Alexandra Brent lava to be our source of the yani that is a kind of female whose pheromones will stay with you after the meeting for the following week long it's total insanity and excitement reminding you of the best time of your youth this insanity if this is excitement and reminds me of the best time of my youth I need to go crawl into a hole and die you know what I'm sold how much is this thing thirty nine euros that is overpriced but Edgar this is in technology it's a drink what the hell is it doing in this video well I'm glad you asked well you see on their crowdfunding page it specifically states this the technology enabling materializing her loveliness gracefulness and character so therefore it's tech related and finally we arrived at the final overpriced tech of this video on the last video a lot of you guys were surprised that I didn't include any beats or any Apple products which means in this video I will be including the most overpriced the computer the Mac Pro whether you agree or disagree with me there is no denying that the Mac Pro considering its specs is an overpriced trashcan if you justify spending over 3000 for this because of the way it looks and how quiet it is or how great these software optimization is then that's fine but it's not going to change the fact that it's overpriced a 6 core base model starts at $4,000 it comes with a 3.5 gigahertz six core xeon e5 processor 16 gigs of ram 2 5 Prodi 500 s and 256 kilobytes of pcie-based storage in just five minutes I put together a list that can outperform the Mac Pro and it costs only 28 60 whether you are buying the Mac Pro because you're a nice sheep or maybe because of the software optimization or hell maybe you just think it looks cool on your desk whatever the reason is it's overpriced but that will do it for this video as always if you guys enjoy the series make sure to hit that like button to show your support I already know that the Apple fanboys have already disliked the video which is fine by the way if you guys run across any overpriced tech make sure to tweet at me using the hashtag Opie tech and I'll feature your tweet and the item in my next episode thank you guys so much for watching as always and I'll see you in the next video