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Dear iPhone, I'm Sorry...

2009-06-23
hey I phone I've been meaning to talk to you I know things have been a little bit weird between us especially the past few weeks and I owe it to you to least be up front you know we've been moving together for two years you know I've gone through and got you all the upgrades that you've wanted a gotta new 3g of up cue from eight to 16 gauge and we've had a lot of really really good times together and I know things have been awkward and you've probably heard your friends talk and maybe they've even you know seeing some things but I thought it would be better if well you just heard it from me um I have been seeing other phones and I know that it was disrespectful to you and I know that on some level you always knew that I was seeing other phones you know I'm sure you get I'm sure you heard it from your friends but you know you don't you owe it to hear it from me I'm not just telling you because I was worried about getting caught you know I'm just telling you because I felt bad you know you've been fantastic iphone I mean we've had such good times together I remember when we first started seeing each other a couple years ago and I opened up your Safari browser and I couldn't believe how much you looked like the real internet you aren't like this pocket Internet Explorer garbage you were the real thing and I felt the connection with you it was absolutely amazing and kind of as the years went by you know things got stale on it doesn't look that we met them when you get stale I was just one of those things that happens in a relationship and it's not that I don't still have feelings for you I'm always going to have a place for you but sometimes I just need some variety you know you don't do and I don't get offended you don't do all the tricks that the other phones do you know sometimes I need to multitask sometimes I have to send it mms okay you know it's embarrassing sometimes you tell my friends hey you know I'm going out with iphone and I thought well that's great you know send me sheron's I can't sometimes you know I need to do that oh I'm sorry in the way that I went about it I should have been upfront with you um I've been seeing palm for for a few weeks now and I really like palm but it doesn't mean that I still don't have feelings for you easy calm down palms not a floozy palm doesn't necessarily know my situation palm didn't know that you know I've been the two-year relationship with with the iphone you know didn't know that so what's not palms fault it's my fault I take responsibility for it you know I'm not saying that I want to move on completely I'm just saying that I need variety sometimes you know you're still always going to be the one that's going to be charging next to my bed at night you're still going to be the one that I'm always gonna want in my pocket I'm going to come home to you every night iphone but sometimes during the day I'm gonna go out I'm gonna have to see how the phones you know whether it's Palm this week or samsung jack a couple weeks ago blackberry storm or even new blackberry curve you know I'm still gonna have to see them say hello see what they have to offer but I'm always going to come home to you iphone no matter what I'm still going to come back to you and don't don't cry I know you just got your upgrades I know now you've got a camcorder and that's fantastic you know when your compass app is going to be really useful for when I go hiking but sometimes I still interested that spice and variety I hope understand and I want to be upfront with you and to make sure you know sort of where I'm coming from that being said I phone you know I would still like us to stay together and maybe having a little bit of an open relationship you know I may be using some other phones right now and then but still I phone you're going to be the one that I'm going to take with me on vacation you're going to be the one that I'm going to take home to my parents you're going to be the one that I'm going to reduce my friends too that's who you are you're that secure stable influence in my life the other phones you're through the flames just things that I'm trying out seeing how they work but I'm always going to come back to you so I want to know iphone if that's okay with you this your open relationship I suppose we'll work I want you in my life you're always going to be my main phone you're always going to be the one that I'm gonna just pop my sim card in and we'll go away together we'll i'll take you to work you're still going to be the one I'm going to use for for email and for web browsing your web browsing is still so good and I think really above anything else even palm but I I just sometimes need a little bit of a variety and it doesn't mean that I don't love you and I know I'm rambling but I just wanted to be upfront so I join I hope you understand I'm not breaking up with you at all I don't think I could ever break up with you I just want to let you know that i am gonna have some variety in my days but still at night iphone you're gonna be the one that i am going to come home to so you know we can talk about it i'll give you some time to think it over and just know if this coming from the bottom of my heart I just felt that I owed you an honest explanation of what's going on you know it was wrong of me when I was using these other phones to bring a video camera in a mix you know I know that was probably a little bit disrespectful and in retrospect I shouldn't have done it but it's done in the past the videos are up there you know and I'll be more careful with with what with what i use my video camera learn what I take pictures with what right about you know and I just hope that you understand i phone I'm still always going to have a place my heart for you and I still always want to be with you sometimes i'm going to try out other phones that's just the way it goes and you know i hope that you understand and that we can move on with our lives together so anyway iphone thank you for for listening and for letting me talk and for hopefully understanding it'll give you some time you can think about it and get back to me and you know we can hopefully take a relationship further and maybe this will even bring us stronger together iphone you know they say Sean which relationships are forged to diversity and we're going through a tough time in right now but I know that we can work through this and I know we can push through and get ahead we can still be hats happy as we were two years ago so anyway I phone I just want to tell you I thought I owed you an explanation
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