Gadgetory

so this is CES unveiled 2017 unveiled is the big party tonight before CES begins it's really just a Vegas ballroom stuffed with weird gadgets strange people you have some just completely ridiculous stuff and some people who are fun to talk to about it it's better just showing his nipples off what is he demonstrating I'm going to not ask what this is but just assume this man is lactating and measuring the amount of his discharge and I congratulate him for that what is this thing here so this is the you by Moen Digital shower so first Wi-Fi and cloud-based digital shower in the marketplace possible to prank a loved one by jacking the temperature way up yeah what is this now this is what we call as much ado it's Auto lacing shoe this is the most aggressive definition of lacing I've ever seen in my life yes and it talks to you when it talks yes what does it have the saying it will tell you the way you are you are working your posture is fine or not and what walking like a real jerk take a few more steps your fat ass we're currently in search of my favorite feature of unveiled every year which is the official CES ice luge it tastes like your prom which is just stays like sprite kool-aid and vodka here we go Cheers every year just tastes like regret you know I have a recurring nightmare that I show up to CES and I'm not wearing any pants and we found a man who's living it I want you to meet Arthur Minard what are these boxers doing those pots and boxes of the boxes of the future and they're high-tech boxes which protects your manhood from cellphone and Wi-Fi radiation you know what I think this business takes a lot of balls so I congratulate we're looking at a hovering selfie cam it's basically a drone the first obviously Lars it's everything I've ever dreamed of it takes the guesswork out of taking a selfie is it safe yeah so when I launched it it was just swinging around when the brother poni sure we haven't come to that guy okay all right he loves him tell him I've heard a story that is a perfect CES story an exhibitor of intelligent Underpants was not allowed to be exhibiting and so he got kicked out meanwhile intrepid reporter Ben popper of the verge calm has his own pair on and he's just wandering around and the guy who owns the pair is gone he's literally an underpants bandit and you stole the underpants I'm trying to get him back they got kicked out so you've just got illegal illegal pants I've got electro-magnetic pants my friends all right always an adventure at CES unveiled a beach and abetting a felony here at CES 2017 all right great