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last time on The Fast and the Furious police officer Brian O'Conner went undercover to investigate ex-convict Dominic Toretto and his badass gang of street racers their crime how about stealing the most leisurely treasure yet consumer electronics Racine meanwhile Brian discovered something so big so bad it would change his life forever he had the hots for Dom's sister Mia Brian exposed undying passion the only way he knew how by blowing the cover of an ongoing federal investigation Mia I'm a cop at the last moment Brian learned that the truck drivers shipping all of those consumer electronics would be armed way armed not that armed this armed the secret spook tried to warn the beefy thief but arrived late to their latest heist the gang was under fire to save the life of Dom's best buds Brian blew his cover and requested medical support yeah this is officer Brian O'Conner friendship was on the rocks until DOM and Brian bonded over the death of a teenager then they killed some dudes that's illegal Brian and Dom seemed like they wanted to kiss probably with tongue but Dom had a girlfriend named Letty so instead the bros raced Dom crashed but Brian was like if you love something let it go bro as time on too fast too furious Brian agreed to go undercover again to arrest Carter Verone a drug lord for backup Brian recruited undercover agent Monica Fuentes and his childhood best bud Roman Pearce the crew got jobs as drivers for her own you know what's bad cops mandatory race scene the crew planned to capture Varon but the cops called reinforcements too early great timing get a watch things got messy from a narrative logical standpoint shit but who needs five act structure when you have chases ejector seats and the most expensive game of memory ever played the cop saw druglord Verone would escape by air one man knew he'd go by see Brian and Roman fulfilled their number one mutual childhood dream killing bad dudes childhood dream number two driving a Camaro through a yacht last time on fast and furious Letty Dom's main squeeze got hit by a car and shot to death by a mysterious criminal organization tied to drug lord Arturo Braga the death gave da manha petite an appetite for revenge and protein meanwhile renegade cop turned renegade FBI agent Brian attempted to murder a potential informant for no apparent reason sad DOM and Brian competed in a race to decide the newest driver of a heroin trafficking squad possibly tied to let his death race scene dumb won the race but Brian found his way on the team the old fashioned way abuse of power an arrest for distribution of meth twice never touchin shit bro Dwight has now killed a boy the two drove heroin across the us-mexico border to find and murder Letty's killer and also tracked down the evil drug lord Arturo Braga hey kids being a drug dealer is nothing to brag about things got complicated there was a plea bargain and mixed identities and secret underground cross-border tunnels and a chase scene the duo captured Braga they murdered Letty's killer and they murdered some more people to thank Tom for saving the day the US government gave him an award 25 years to life in the pan last time on best five on the way to prison after stopping an evil drug lord Dom was down by law did you - did your moosh the gang broke out their leader faster than you can say coffee and cigarettes Mia and Brian did things the only way they knew how by giving the bird to public transportation you've heard of will work for food how about will work for cars the out of luck trio helped their friend Vince steal some hot rides audiences haven't been wowed by a train sequence like this since literally dune train and Gare de la quwata think nothing ever goes wrong with a complex Train Robbery involving supercars think again a criminal named is easy killed DEA agents on board and the blame got pinned on our American heroes for revenge the gang concocted an elaborate plan to rob crime lord Herrmann rays of his fortune remember the sequence in Ocean's eleven when they got the gang back together well so did Brian meanwhile the United States of America sent DSS agent Luke Hobbs to arrest the entire crew protein powerhouse like the political philosopher Thomas Hobbes this Hobbes believes in the right of the individual the right of the individual to go to jail only one thing could stop Hobbes from arresting the game heavy weapons guns don't kill people raise men do they killed Vince and they killed Hobbes coworkers for revenge Hobbes and his partner Elena Neves were like yeah let's rob raised but heists are boring so they stole the cash with the one way they knew how with cars to judge it to chase bababa ba-ba-ba-ba Banksy Hobbs killed Ray's Brian killed cz and Dom killed a bunch of cops Hobbes wouldn't let the gang off scot-free but he gave them what every racer wants a heads start I'll see you soon now you won last time on Fast and the Furious 6 after stopping the world's greatest drug and crime lords the crew began its most wild most spectacular and most existentially taxing adventure yet Pina Colada Grandma and Grandpa Dom moved in with Elena Mia and Brian made a baby gizelle in HoN they fell in love in Fast Five moved to Hong Kong Roman and tej were being rich and stuff everybody was out of the game but ol Hobbs began an investigation of former British Special Forces soldier Owen Shaw because somebody's got to work Hobbs asked Brian for help finding Shaw and Letty Letty that was Dom's old flame as the world turns motherfuckers the gang tracked down Shaw in foggy London T Guvna yeah T pleased with milk one sugar and a chase scene Brian and company stopped Shaw and found Letty but Letty shot Dom because love hurts then things got weird Shaw began development on a device that would kill the power of an entire region Letty suffered from amnesia Brian went undercover in an American prison to see Braga remember Braga never forget Braga meanwhile Dom reminded amnesiac Letty of their past the only way he knew how with a race scene the gangs warded Shaw's plans Dom saved Letty Bryan saved Mia Shaw tried to escape on the world's longest runway but the gang stopped the plane the only way they knew have driving a car through its fucking nose also Giselle died saving Hahn and sent Hahn into a crippling depression meanwhile the rest of the crew received amnesty for all their previous crimes free to roam the streets of America god bless the USA last time on The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift in the year 2006 all the characters you loved didn't show up on set meanwhile somewhere else in the world troublemaking teenager Shawn Boswell got busted for street racing with clay clay looked an awful lot like the older brother from home improvement Oh Shawn's dad was pissed so he sent his son to Japan weird punishment dad in Tokyo a young man named Twinkie taught Shawn about drift cars just like the title predicted Shawn befriended a young woman named Neela nobody tell Neela's boyfriend too late Takashi knows Shawn dealt with things the only way he knew how challenging a stranger in a new town in a foreign country to an illegal street race weird choice Shawn Han showed up remember Han he looked younger but his crippling depression was obvious because he hung out with high schoolers Shawn borrowed Hans car to race against his nemesis Takashi and Shawn totaled it you call that a drift this is a drift Shawn repaid his debt to Han Han taught Sean to drift names rhymed and everybody dealt with it then there was a race scene meanwhile Hans habit of stealing from the Yakuza caused trouble for everyone and Hans got killed but who killed Han this guy no this woman no try Owen Shaw's brother Deckard a bunch of other stuff in Tokyo Drift happened like a race see but it doesn't matter fucking Deckard Shaw killed Han who will Shawn race next Dominic Toretto who will the gang kill next probably Deckard Shaw