Gadgetory

so my nest gas really needs no introduction he's been a great friend to us and he's a hilarious hilarious man please welcome the star of taxi Gini fun uncharted fan right you play I love uncharted 3 is amazing I try to fix my favorite game ever play video again do you want to drink I feel badly we've left you out of this well yes bring a drink over here for Jimmy I don't want to get you relaxed because apparently you're very upset with me I want to get into that oh yeah I'm not really that they think so much say yeah there's no thank you I can assure you can trust that young man I don't know I actually don't know who that is what happened no I just had a big couple weeks probably the most the biggest weeks of my life I would say I in in in two weeks I went from I went to the White House and I I did a sketch with First Lady Michelle Obama yeah just a little sketch with the first lady and and then after that I went to I did shows from the Superbowl in Indianapolis yeah you were on the road I didn't realize it I talked to your producer Gavin he was like oh we're doing the Super Bowl stuff because you didn't know I don't know if you're gonna go to make it for the show yeah and I had no idea what he was talking about and then I turn on TV as you're watching you're like no not told tune in and watch oh thanks and there you were yeah I was like I could so I called you and I asked you I said I don't have a because I have an SLR I have a giant camera yeah I said I'd want with those tiny cameras you carry with you this is just awesome The Verge dot-com let me let me know what's going down Josh don't disappoint my man Topolsky you know Jay Jay tops tell me what's going down you said oh I tell you what's up Canon Powershot s100 now I love Canada I just want just me I want to just pause you here I consulted with every ad senior added earlier I was like I don't Jimmy wants a point I sure we do I don't care if you talked I wanted to make sure there's cousins I want to show nothing crazy so here it is this is it the cannon that's 100 right after the cannibal never advertise with us no but no I use cannon Stefan or don't don't glad-hander let's just see hundred it's pretty impressive all right let's go just can you just hold this like it would hold up a human being would hold the camera how would you hold it what do you mean just take like you don't anything about me there stop pots the process that pus-y don't know you moved what stop what do you want just don't move your stop it put your head back where they were hold it like you pick up the camera and take a picture of me right now stop your fingers are going flat so camera can wait in my time I'm at the White House I'm not the White House I mean who you have never gonna happen again who uses nobody used as though all flash photos look like pornography what do you talk about flashes or Super Bowl or back-alley boy oh shoot she could be anywhere with anyone I could be at the blue house beautiful photo no flash that's just normal you look a little angry in this one I'll be honest with you I need a drink big far that not a giant flux well only I don't make the flash work I never used this one what do you mean you know flash photography can I just say get behind a drum let me see it I don't I don't know where is that how do you engage this yeah I do engage the fire yeah okay being in front of the fir tree oh excuse me while I figure out how to engage let me take a picture something dark there I don't right there yeah but then where was your finger it was right back here everybody got baby fingers I mean who's bad fingers I probably have larger hands a year I would say they're considerably large well thanks for the advice nothing it's great I mean what I'm hearing from you is you're not you don't know how to use a camera mainly I mean do you know what I did I grabbed it like I would grab oh yeah yeah were you in situated what by the way where are you situations where I was like real dark and you're with the first lady what's going on worried about light overhead low lighting light my situation like your life there's my candle line guy but I don't have overhead lighting at the White House what's going on there they're still using my magic I captured on this gym jammer by the way I didn't design the prop there you go here's what I got I don't know if I can just get right in that list yeah it could be anyone I like that I don't like that I'll just give the birds you're on the verge of not being used as a thing I could check cameras out on I honestly all right that was sloppy I'm sorry that was sloppy user errors what we're dealing please flats I mean would you describe yourself as good at taking pictures no right you pick up a deer kami they get to pick it up pick it up are you taking a picture right now I don't know well are you know are you taking a photo look you just took your hand off where the flash was it's one-handed operation baby look at that who does don't do this really yeah no one except for every human alive I picked it up like that let's roll this videotape I be picking up and shooting here two different things well you tried to shoot it was embarrassing on your part why did it make it look embarrassed and I think ups technology you don't want to you want to be like don't worry I'm I'm the one taking the picture tell me where it you don't you don't load it into your into your iPhoto then it shows you on the map or stuff oh wait where was I oh yeah I guess I made was in the white house here you are come on I think up in the GPS to tell me where I was all right you give a point you do have a point maybe you don't need the GPS but uh I appreciate thanks John I could just throw money around right I'm actually pretty sure you can just throw money around by the way how much is this I think it's like three bills whoo I'll tell you what I'll write you a check after the show no trust your check I see with you Travelers Cheques okay now Congrats dude thank you so much thank you so much your opinions at cameras are bad I hate this thing what's plan B do you have another Camry like cuz I go back I have a son but I'm gonna give you a Sony Alpha which is a that's a great guy me a monkey can take a great picture with the sony alpha that want to be with you press the button it looks awesome it's really really actually that was how does a great recommendation and then I went up to far I went to the Canon 5d wait you said I recommended the Alpha to you it was a good recommendation I recommend to my side oh you did research on the verge that's what I do all of it yeah so I got the virgin calm which is a different sign but where the yes the virgin true I do you know man I invite you on my show no I'm happy to be here and I'm honestly yeah I'm psyched and proud of you and I love it I'd like what you're doing and you know I trust emulating you yeah I got a desk now I am human Simula I have yeah and he's saying the Lighting's bad idea no Tom you know I'm talking about from MySpace nope Tom DeLay the who did I introduce you to your new best friend Oh Tom Cruise yeah oh yeah Cruz comes on the show we're going start talking backseat we're good they started throwing e-mails back and forth we're we're we're friendly you know Tracy's guys life I mean I you know talk to me when he comes to New York we do a little babysitting with Sri Sri I didn't know that was an option no that wasn't that was amazing by the way so the thing about Tom Cruise and I think I told you this backstage I had for like about six years ago I started telling everybody the Tom Cruise is my favorite actor he was great kind of as a joke though oh you know cuz he's over the top oh I disagree no but like three years after that I was like actually he's pretty good like I started doing cuz I had to follow through on the joke so I started watching all his movies I've seen a lot of me Rain Man I mean if it wasn't for him he sets up Dustin Hoffman's character Magnolia I mean they make the best cupcakes man are you segue into food I didn't know what was going on I am a little hungry I'm a little peckish you know I just want to say like Jimmy's aggression is is worn at night I came on a show last time and I told that his app was overpriced and a nightstick I'm sticking to that it's a great up I really I'm really hurt right now I do have an app I will show you I can show people the Jimmy has an app developer now so bug reports the resent bug report Center to Jimmy Fallon are there Jimmy Fallon calm yeah that or just I think policy at the verge duck it's actually Josh with the verge I'm not embarrassed you can know my email address there because it's a tiny pack look here's the app right here it's uh it's called it's called wake-up call this is cutting edge technology what it is is to and you see this yeah it's an alarm clock that dude classy Downton Abbey type of vibe you can flip over to hims liked Ron's like what's going down then you go over to his the old flip dude you're at a cheap motel saying went down that now we flip sideways what bigger numbers that's exactly it Sam age and this is the whole point of this is it's an alarm clock it's an alarm clock where I call you you revolutionize the alarm clock industry you set the alarm for whatever you want and then I can call you and I won't like like I will just call you and it'll be your phone will ring and it'll be like this is you yeah or you go yeah it's like this is like this whatever you want to wake you up that seems really good no no it's it seems like the the ringtone the fake ringtone if you want it what I'm most impressed with is that you're not using your fame you know with Tim P now you're yourself you're not using your prestige to sell an afternoon that's no that's what's important best background you've had all night that's pretty good pattern a shirt you know you don't here's why this would be fun - yeah I was wrong having fun yeah the people have already that is true well you know I I set this thing because I wanted to create an alarm clock because I was tired of you know you set your alarm clock and and and and they tell us the rules you I don't know man you pressed it the biggest button on the alarm clock is this news button yeah you've clearly yeah you gotta lose you lose I don't know it's always what it's like nine minutes or ten minutes or something he says that tree 90 left like seven and ten what so this I set it five minutes ten minutes fifteen you can go up to seven hours news that's good you go screw this I wake up tomorrow