Gadgetory

we're gathered here today to say goodbye to the Dodge Viper when you think of an evolved sophisticated piece of machinery it's probably not thinking of an eight point four liter v10 that just murders gas with two sort of semi comfortable seats no Headroom little way creature comforts and not much digital love there either forget it why shed a tear for this stupid silly masculine car right let's just write it off and forget about the whole thing because it's not good at okay it might be good at a there's more place where the diaper should be happy it's out here on the racetrack because the lawns disability don't pretty matter out here do they you won't be stuck in traffic there is no traffic there's no stoplights is to see you your ego your silliness and this huge honking engine the thing is you gotta try but like you stolen and you know there's nothing there's no nice and eat us all there's no civility here it is just ill-tempered really fun yet all right so why the Viper well because it's ridiculous and we all need a little bit of ridiculous in our life there's places to be ridiculous in fact is the normal road is not one of them so it's gonna be ridiculous go to a place like racetrack anyhow so forget the niceties forget the digital stuff forget you know I know anything that really matters on a normal day who's the extraordinary abnormal day hey go ahead get yourself a bike burger make it a race track boy what did you do I want to spend a bunch of time in the piper in traffic god no do I want to spend it here on the racetrack yeah I do because get its company cars aren't always comfortable and they're not normal sometimes and they're just crazy fun will I shed it to here for the Viper oddly I will good news is they've been making them for a quarter of a century so you can probably pick one up for used and pretty cheap possibility rationality even you know all the haters because god dammit it is fun