Gadgetory

hello my name is Paul Bella and I believe in the Internet I've been on the internet for the majority of hours of my waking life I go to sleep with you and I wake up see internet and it just it's kind of invaded in my life it's supposed to be like a utility right like like the sewer and you don't you don't go down into the sewer it's just it's just like I'm it just helps you it's a helper hey you should go down into sewer the Internet I mean after a while you're gonna start you just have to feel dirty CSS crappy stupid superhighway HTTP had that fakes please colon slash slash HTML how this my life will be different so I I'm gonna have my phone I'm gonna have an iPad I'm gonna have a computer but they're not gonna be connected to the Internet we're not even get a text message cuz I want to be want to be in the zone and I don't know how long it's gonna be could be forever could be for like three hours I might just freak out but I'm gonna do it and before I go there's some things I need to do well here I am at the library I've been trying to think of a good way to replace Wikipedia to one of my favorite websites so I've been reading a lot of Yelp reviews about libraries and I picked this one four out of five stars pretty good the only complaint was that there's a lot of children here I feel like that's complaining there's sick people at a hospital this is a place for learning it's a place for joy so what if a kid gets excited about Curious George's a lot you know there's some stuff on here that I'm gonna really miss and I think the biggest thing is gifts I just I just love gifts so much what I'm lonely or I just I miss being connected to you know the information superhighway corgis you know I I just I'm gonna save it here you go mr. Miller thank you very much these are my thumb drives this is what I will use to form a sneaker net to transfer information to my peers and colleagues what are you seeing it for a lot now is looking up health things enough I have a rash or maybe it's cancer you know it's usually cancer from here at Canal Street the world capital of big watches big t-shirts you can get fake electronics but I'm on the hunt for a genuine old-school Nokia do you have any old Nokia's yeah no what's the oldest phone you got like a real home like a milky or something look Brad Mikey cop off psychic let's use those super you I want like please snake on it the cools game let's see phone okay I see the Nokia over the c10 two two games games games games games no games you might think that Spotify invented free unlimited music but actually there's been music at the library all along a little bit Dashboard Confessional yeah got a little bit Dave Matthews oh you are shuffle are you music what up no old folks alright thank you so struck out apparently they only have new fake phones on Canal Street and will disappoint a little disillusioned but I think you know what I have to do now all right this is the last time I I'm just gay use eBay because you know it's it's it's easier and there you go ID like I bought a phone just now and I spent I spent three hours trying to do that a Canal Street so what are my favorite things to do on the Internet let's play Starcraft 2 and Starcraft 2 doesn't really work without the Internet so I'm gonna see see if I can find a replacement what would be so good like things that get me started and if I just wanted like a for playing you mean yeah if I was just gonna have a really bare-bones rules already this is kind of like playing conflict playing Starcraft against Warcraft I think it's gonna be a good move for me ultimately I have have no idea what life is gonna be like without the internet I mean you can prepare for these sort of things these sort of natural personal disasters you never really know how you're gonna react until it happens and the grim darkness of the far future mankind teeters on the brink of extinction there's no time for peace no respite no forgiveness there's only war I guess in my case it's more like there is no internet it's not as it's not like personally like a war thing for it's just like don't I can't get on the Internet at all but uh you know basically you you