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you know Jeremy wrapped up quite a bill traveling Europe in this case I think I'm gonna have to help Jeremy oh do you guys take checks this is ridiculous let's go to Vegas you didn't notice the utilization of Macklemore on my entry here I'm not shitting you I just love Macklemore his manager gave me tickets and so I'm in there with Roger having fun talking about tweeting in this amount of humanity that is so big I've never seen it circled me I mean no shit this was four gigantic human being my CFO Braxton Carter hid in the bathroom I'd only go to jail I mean it's been a few months I don't feel like going back I said can you can I just ask you are you sure AT&T wants to kick me out she said to me yes I spoke to the CEO of AT&T and she wants you to leave huh I don't know thank you very much for that viral response to my treatment I was placed in the New York Post slightly to the left of the question as to whether Kim Kardashian's selfie was photoshopped and right above former governor Spitzer being caught sucking someone's toes in a topless tough where is Roger you ever take another goddamn picture of me I'm gonna shoot you wouldn't it be fun if writing now I did the Michael whatever his name is thing off to the less those of you that were here last year it started here with some connection that I saw with all of you and with customers that this industry blows now that was then and there's a visit now but in order to talk about the now let me just do one second on each of my friendly competitors if you don't mind let's start with Verizon if you think about it we grew up thinking the family plan was a nice thing to give a family they all sat together they got lower prices and it was good for everybody that is total horseshit okay sprint by way just some a lot some ala summarize them as an impaired brand right now with a network capability that won't be here for a while customers should be able to leave and when it turns out to be whatever they're gonna have that beams up Scotty then go back AT&T AT&T is a total source of amusement for me because they are the one that takes my bullshit this is the part where you shit your pants rugged so how many net ads for t-mobile in 2013 4.4 million that has made us the fastest-growing wireless company in the u.s. now I can tell you what's going to happen from here when we announce the next few things we are either gonna take over this whole industry or these bastards are gonna change the whole industry is going to shift and we will still be highly successful and I don't give a goddamn either one of those things if everybody switched to t-mobile from Verizon Sprint and AT&T the savings for customers would be twenty billion dollars now a fun part about this is that right now I am going to send a cease and desist letter to AT&T to stop their advertising to say there the faster you how many billboards they're gonna have to take down and because it's just not true anymore this is gonna change things completely and there's no tricks there's no trickery problem solved anybody wants to switch now can't so what you're gonna see now is 1.645 million customers came in q4 but we've only been doing uncarrier for eight months which means tons are locked into contracts here's some scary stats forty percent of families say they would move if somebody paid their early termination fees and by the way AT&T customers come over to this plan and if it doesn't work they'll pay you to come back it's beautiful hey John there there's increasing speculation that you guys might be acquired by Sprint or somebody else could you talk about how that might affect customer decisions to take you up on some of these shipping offers yeah I mean obviously you know that and the CEO of a public company drool and say you know we don't have anything to say about that I have a couple things to say about it actually there are options for the industry in the future then our consolidation capabilities that would provide significant scale and capability but I believe what we are in any of those equations is a brand a focus on the consumer a change agent a maverick in the industry that I believe the United States feels is extremely important so I think what we're doing in any scenario will prevail anybody ever go sing karaoke