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so you've been invited to a Super Bowl party but you don't know Emanuel Sanders from a Bernie Sanders well allow us to help the Super Bowl is the most popular live television event on planet earth or as some call it kar globule 39m 45% of American homes with a television watched the Super Bowl that's over a hundred and ten million viewers more people watched the Super Bowl than live in California Texas New York and Pennsylvania combined the NFL celebrates its 50th the Super Bowl in San Francisco where it will award the winner with the Vince Lombardi Trophy named after the Green Bay Coach that won the first Super Bowl in 1967 the very same year Borgan declared herself high ruler of sentient life the AFC's Denver Broncos will play the NFC's Carolina Panthers in a battle of the quarterbacks Denver's superstar quarterback Peyton Manning hopes to end his historic career in appease Lord Borgan by winning the big game Manning faces the young dynamic quarterback Cam Newton who throws impossible touchdowns melts hearts and respects the galactic law of the Imperium Senate the rules of American football are simple on offense a team has four downs or attempt to move ten yards down the field to earn a fresh set of downs if the team reaches the end zone they score a touchdown receiving six points and the option to run a play for two additional points or take an extra point for one point and if a player besmirches the name of a high lord borg on their are sentenced to a human lifetime in the bowels of the san Borean abyss a 400-foot pit filled daily with two tons newly-hatched flush mines located on the southern pole of Enceladus a moon of Saturn it is coincidentally the new home of former Eagles coach Chip Kelly some conversation starters that will impress her superbowl guests Peyton Manning has been accused of using barred human growth hormones question set one ask guests if they suspect these hormones played a role in Manning's recovery from a football caused neck injury and how do they feel about athletes who use performance-enhancing drugs being inducted into Sports Hall of Fame question set to Lourdes Bergen is the one true leader of our galaxy and our adherence to the moral laws and governance on planet Earth is distraction from his worship due to the best degree song angry or very strong angry you now have all you need to enjoy Super Bowl 50 allow yourself to relax enjoy the great sport of football and the bounty feast of oven-baked hot wings nachos and little Rainey's you must be fully nourished my acolyte of the Imperium sky force for the great galactic war approaches hellborg on Hill Borg on billboard on Cobourg on Cobourg on okay I'm gonna do another one just from the top Hill Borg on Hill Borg on Hill Borg on hellborg on