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yes another week somebody emailed me that they have an internet of things wine bottle which sounded like the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard so now I have an Internet of Things wine bottle and five bottles of wine this is the cuvette it's an internet-connected wine bottle and one of the most ridiculous products I have ever heard of so it's basically this hollowed-out wine bottle with a touchscreen on it and you can order wine for the touchscreen and it comes in these metal cartridges that can only be used inside this bottle it's when you get one you take the cap off and then you shove it into here and the wine bottle actually knows what wine you've put into it so once the cartridge is in you can just pour it like normal bottled wine and then start to drink that making me get drunk I've only eaten it yogurt today yeah so that's why as you can scroll through this and he'll tell you about the wine this is all pretty excessive but it's kind of neat I guess you can also order more wine straight through here if I hit Add to Cart then I'm basically rebind exact wine apparently I have ordered a lot of German wines and they're gonna cost me sixty one dollars I can drink like one glass and then I am done two glasses I can pretend like I'm good and then demoing an internet of things wine bottle on video just no chance this is like the drunkest I've been in in ever it works for me would you like someone so this sounds like a ridiculous product right now because it's just a wine bottle that has a screen but there's a little bit more to it cuvee says that these bottles will be able to keep your wine good for up to 30 days at a time which is a huge deal because one usually goes bad after like three days or if you do a lot of work maybe like a week these more cheeses and the reason they can do that is because number one this is made out of metal that's supposed to prevent oxygen from getting in and spoiling the wine it's also because of this cap which doesn't let oxygen either this hit is basically a labyrinth inside oh there's just there's like a little that pushes in that's all the battery died I need to charge my wine bottle you think I think I can drink out of it if I push the thing in there mm-hmm yeah it works yep over wine on my face you're not supposed to do that though my girlfriend's also texted me about general relativity so it costs a hundred and seventy nine dollars for the cuvette bottle the Wi-Fi connected thing but it comes with four bottles of wine I don't know how much wine I've had but is too much I have to say this pairs very nicely with a cheese it they're working with twelve vineyards right now they have a total of 48 wines that you can buy through this touchscreen they're all between 15 and 50 dollars with most being targeted at the 15 to 30 dollar crowd so this isn't for people who like super cheap wines it also isn't for people who like really really expensive wines which made sense because most people who like super cheap wines aren't going to buy a Wi-Fi connection wine bottle and those people who like really expensive wines aren't going to want to be seen drinking out of if I connected wine cool there was Mosby another person in this room so I didn't have to drink to us at once by the way actually this one is growing on me right now they're only selling to California and Massachusetts and they're going to open up to other states eventually it's gonna ship in October but it goes on sale today and they'll open up two more states once I start shipping and with that cheers I don't know I probably one of them is half-empty the others the others are like maybe a six empty a sixth empty but we've done that over four glasses it says four six plus 1/2 which as far as I'm aware this goes down to two over three plus one over two I gotta get a common denominator says 2 over 6 it's 3 over 6 so drink like 5/6 of a bottle of wine uh-huh what say you 5/6 of a bottle of wine no no but you drank one and you drank one so I drank 3 6 which goes down to 1/2 I drank half a bottle of wine according to these calculations done