Gadgetory

ladies and gentlemen this has the main event good evening everybody if they gave you any of those hologram cameras you can point them at me and see if they'll tell you who I am I hope you got the goody bags it should be an energy drink right next to the doobie in the bag this group is not a plan they're out of their goddamn mind we make it so complicated that is a complete crock of why don't make Antion Verizon offer unlimited data plans a they can't be their greedy bastards see these maps we keep seeing these maps are you sick and tired of these maps it's so much faster than even the laboratory promises of whenever the hell sprint finishes the spark network we are absolutely kicking their ass on both fronts I'm absolutely out of my mind six billion dollars that creates this cacophony of the biggest in history maps and charts and promises and happy friendlies running through the goddamn store what the do I care about all that every time we do something people don't tell me hey that's a great idea these high and mighty do Appa lists that are raping you for every penny you have if they could do something nice for you they would the hate you I promised myself I wasn't gonna be angry today so I'm gonna be happy the last time I had a seven night stand was approximately never I don't give a crap if you like Spotify Rhapsody Pandora iHeartRadio iTunes radio slacker Beatport milk I don't you're gonna use beats every goddamn note you listen to including the ads we're gonna charge you for and that guy that seems happy that makes me sick is gonna come in and you're gonna listen to him for hours until you stab somebody why because we can I have two quick answers I don't give a and I'll celebrate everything we do is forever we will not stop I can go out to the bar with my best friend me I can order another round for both of us I think I've made my comments clear about the young guy in the AT&T family different searching porn we're not trying to make money on this how many of you right now here use other than t-mobile and the rescue stupid the biggest question I usually get in these events we usually end with which is is that it what I'd like to do is answer a question by telling you yes there's so many things that I could say Roger so many go stay for the concert type bourbon I sold guys got to stick together