Gadgetory

all right so first stop don't blame me for this you need to blame Willy do aka hilly whoo this thing here I mean you can tell from the presentation very sketchy but I inspected what was in this bag and I was like man that is so crazy that might just be crazy enough for me so let me show you what I'm talking about oh my goodness a little muzzle there it's called blocks Vox this strap and these earbuds now this thing is crazy it's bananas it's wild what you do with this thing is you strap it on your face and you supposedly you have a private conversation in public so that the people around you can't hear what you're saying while you're talking into your headset so this is what you're gonna look like something like this you can play nearly right now I assumed you could still hear me wait muffled a little bit I don't really of course the tighter that you put it on man you really gotta breathe through your nose yeah I'm gonna choked out the tighter you put it on the quieter you're gonna sound okay the quads the tighter you put this on the quieter that you will sound now I get it this goes over your mouth this thing straps on to hold it there but then how are you talking there's no microphone in here right there's a little mesh area over on the side right there it's the size of your microphone piece on a generic straightforward headset like this one there's a little slit on the outside and this inserts into there like that so now you have access to the mic and then this goes up into your ear I'm gonna talk to will I'm gonna try to talk to will I'm gonna try to call will through this and we're gonna listen to what it sounds like he didn't tell us if it makes any sense or if this is the most ridiculous big to ever come through unbox therapy HQ you're gonna look a little bit insane obviously wearing this in public Jack you can't pull it off but guy like you oh man oh my goodness is already it's feeling really bad right now tighten this up a bit here can anyone hear me right now you guys can hear me right now oh man this is uncomfortable it's just weird can you still hear me right now keep down what if I'm this volume right here very mentally can say okay well get over here we need you brother who's not comfortable oh my this is wrong are you sound good you sound pretty clear yeah I mean it's not bad I can probably hear you there's no muffling there yeah it's it's a bit weird though because I can hear you clearly hear of what you're you know here it's like a low-end situation what's that I mean it does work no no this is this is what you did see I think the truth about this is that wills trying to muzzle me and hearing my crotchety old tones yeah sometimes well that's rude first of all tell the people the truth it's a little ridiculous looking tried on here you go her oh yeah no try it on I don't care you take it off take it all in oh that's your whole story right there it's really slick this is not possible this is not a thing do you want to see a future in which people are walking around is on there no no it kind of works if you want to mumble yeah it is what it is I guess I mean you're shaking ahead should people go and buy this thing yes or no will oh man yup of the others but no I would say no exactly you roll up into the Starbucks with this they're seriously gonna wonder what you're about even if this thing worked perfectly just the appearance of it alone it's so catastrophic yeah so offensive yeah that it cannot possibly exist you wouldn't you would need to have a private conversation so badly in a public place to justify ever reaching for this thing this is a disaster I mean we're cyborgs the whole strap is uh very this is gonna be forever associated with Willie do you happy but is your identity brown Willie do well yes he believes this is the future he put this thing in front of me he ruined my day and also ruined yours all right so there it is