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so I think this is gonna be fun that's because I have no idea what's in this box it's a it's a legitimate surprise I have I did not order this this is a Willie do special I'm assuming this is in the expensive department and possibly it's in the cool weird Department because I see the brand on top caviar Royal gift now I have experience with this brand because in the past they've supplied this channel with some of the most expensive smartphones that I've ever featured I'm talking tip top luxury super baron stuff that a thing a baron a baron yeah a baron rich okay cool it's a bigger box than usually it's a smartphone even it could it be something completely different I don't know this is the kind of stuff you got to put up with working here this slides down it's another luxury experience of course whoa what is this guy Jack whoa it's so heavy is it brass is it gold in the drawers certificate of authenticity place of purchase serial number the caviar czar phone vladimir gold ornament Oh gold engraving this is number six out of 99 and it's 18 karat gold one gram we're talking real gold Jack are you invested in gold silver coins nickels pennies that's what I figured this is the product line up you didn't know you had a smartphone did you those are actually out there in the world we have a power brick USB cable headset and exchangeable interchangeable ear tips as well all right well it's time to bring you in because we need specs we need to know the price tag you're always on the cutting edge of luxury that a very luxurious man yourself yeah oh my goodness gracious is this five brand it's five grand it's not out yet it's still on pre-order oh wow this is the first in the world can you break it down for us caviar found the inspiration in the of the legendary prince from the ancient Rus Ruth Bruce radomir five toes Lavrov inch Vladimir has not only led the state along the way of changes but has made a unique way from paganism and cruelty to the Christianity and mercy by himself this is I mean we peak we hit the peak this is the four thousand eight hundred and thirty dollars u.s. USD free delivery to your city though not that one gig of storage there's too big but this this this is a cell phone is this cell phone you make calls on this you want to feel the weight of it yeah yeah 830 milliamp hour battery 300 hours of standby 5.5 hours of talktime I think if you're balling on this level you don't do smart phone stuff you don't have time for Twitter and snapchat you may call their just like private calls that's it it also doubles as a weapon that's all it is just such a weapon what would you say that weighs couple you see a little engraving here jack it says it's number six I believe it feels like it belongs in some kind of Indiana Jones scenario it really feels less like a phone and more like an artifact once again you see a guy just chatting on this he's looking he's staring at you looking at me he's looking at you I'm dead you're dead he smells of fine Cologne and con yack I'm that closed door that's right okay let's boot it up here we go I don't know what kind of Nokia this is based on that's some old-school no key I think that I'm pretty sure if you look here the date is 2008 you know what it is they picked like the classic the heavy hitter businessman phone of 2008 and they're like there's nothing wrong with it we're doing so much business right now all we do what what centroid what's yeah we're doing so much business right now we don't have time for anything else to learn a new operating system we're doing so much business yeah I mean on the bright side it's simple and it's clean you call this simple and clean well that what you're doing these days there is so much business to be done you either call someone you text someone or you don't that's it man dang still gonna take thanks easy to take you also you just call yeah so like imagine us for in here and everything is a call okay that's business what is this whose don't business over here look at all the fun things you could do instead of business that's business what do you do flip Vinnie's Folden he's flipping his things around he's folding you see a dude like this smells of fine cognac oh I got the camera that was easy Willie do ladies and gentleman full business mode 1600 by 1200 all the business it's still processing okay ladies and gentlemen No hold up where I gotta get back how do I get back mr. business doing business just counting dollars in his head and on that note it's business