Gadgetory

ah listen this product it was a Kickstarter I had my eye on it for a long time right and recently I'm browsing around Amazon and there it is sitting there it's this thing here it's the amp emove wearable motion charger normally the agenda is to like uncover the coolest stuff that's out there but every so often I bump into a product and I see a terrible rating this is one of those products worst product ever and doesn't do what it says it's supposed to charge your phone and apparently the fuck the phone goes down in battery life committed 61% of the reviews are one-star 61% you'd have to be training for the Olympics for this to charge your phone any significant amount are you kidding me how's this pure scam of a product legally on sale do not buy this I saw all this and I'm like geez I got a responsibility here warn you about what to stay away from I think you guys respect me and I get the sense that this is one of those moments right now nope I'm gonna reserve my evaluation this guy says he ran a 5k practice and after plugging his iPhone 6 into this he lowered his battery by two percent the title to that review is so sad POS you know what that means Jack P dot o dot s I don't need to say the words I don't think I've ever had a product on this table with such terrible reviews on Amazon let's first see what they're saying we all had the same problem our phones would die before the end of the day so many people have this problem one hour of exercise equals five hours of smartphone battery life this thing claims to be able to generate power for your smartphone based on your own physical movements so you strap this to you you go about your day you exercise you do various activities and that movement translates into electricity for your smartphone sells broken most likely sir create clean energy depends how clean you are no I what am i generate up to five hours of standby smartphone battery life per day with one hour of exercise it stores a full smartphone charge apparently the battery on the inside here is around 1800 milliamp hours meet the world's smallest wearable motion charger hold the button down and shake and you're gonna see that blue LED it lights up is that impressive probably not on its own alright anywhere you put it only extra power source you'll ever need make your own power no your power this is the device it's quite heavy here we go charging it up micro USB port here if you want to charge this up the traditional way by plugging it into the wall oh the indicator is showing a little bit of battery life that's a good thing there we go like that like that depending on how skilled you are at this particular motion your results may vary geez man this is insane I already know it's insane I haven't even tried to charge anything and I recognize how insane this is how do they expect you to put this on your arm there's an armband we don't have it in this kit here there's an accessory kit that you buy extra to go with this okay look at that charging up so it's functioning right now oh we're already down to one oh now we have none whoa those two bars wink quick it's done already that was two bars of battery what now the real question is are we gonna be able to generate some juice just by the movement of the amp II it's charging okay the charge is gone I stopped moving the amp you come on auntie nothing poorly okay there that's a lot of shaking let's see how long before it turns off there it's gone stop charging if this is strapped to your arm or leg maybe like boom boom boom boom you get the charge icon for a few seconds I think the claim that three weeks for an active user to fully charge this thing would only hold true if you're training for the longest marathon in the world and you can dedicate your every waking day and night to running for your life they will say your device is probably faulty and try to send you another one don't bother just get a refund buy a real battery bank not this turd here that Jack it's just not enough juice if you're getting a few seconds of lightning bolt icon in exchange for minutes of shaking this thing rigorously it's just not gonna work it's amazing how in this case concept on its own even in the absence of execution was exciting enough to justify the manufacturing of this product you want to kind of encourage those people to go after that thing but this is not that thing it seems like this is more of a dream than an actual product I have a hard time believing anybody's gonna pick this up and be satisfied with it I think Mosley would be disappointed and wish you saved a few bucks and got yourself the power bank alright it's just ain't cutting it man