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ah did not expect this a giant container in fact will sliced the cardboard box and was like Lou I think you're gonna need to take a look at this and I was like you're probably right and take a look at it I will this is what it was Jurassic Doritos a giant metal crate seeming to imply some type of gigantic Dorito chip no it's not a new smartphone it's not a new laptop it is a giant Dorito chip I'm gonna take a bite of it on the side of the container you can see Jurassic world fallen Kingdom a couple of giant clamps on the front here we go like it's some sort of top-secret very sensitive material inside hmm congratulations you're now the lucky owner of the biggest and boldest Doritos chip ever created only 100 Doritos chips will be released into the wild so take good care of it or just eat it of course that's what I'm doing you think I'm gonna look at a giant Dorito chip and not eat it Jack what do you even know me certificate of authenticity all right that ain't no fake that ain't a fake giant Doritos chip it's a real one number thirty nine out of a hundred okay I'm gonna be very careful here oh man it's like a giant dinosaur egg oh oh do you see that Jack it's a giant chip an official giant Doritos chip R&D test sample not for sale doritos nacho cheese flavored now see I knew it was gonna be nacho cheese but there was a few people disagree with me for example Kirk chops over there goes by the name Kirk chops and his choice not mine if they're gonna do it big they're gonna go oh gee it's gonna be nacho cheese and that of course is what it is like this is art if you put this on the back wall and people pay money just to weep in front of the world's largest Dorito I'd weep in front of that but of course I got I don't know if I've ever been so careful opening anything before the Illuminati confirmed guys you have to understand I did not know this was showing up all right this is unplanned I don't know very surgical procedure I smell nacho cheese it's one of the more limited edition things I've ever opened up if you think about it there's a hundred of these I mean where do you go from here where do you go from the world's largest Dorito I don't know let's try the chip why don't we try the chip okay here we go man holy moly that's nacho cheese many important moments in history you have moon landing Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock you got the pyramids in Egypt feats of engineering but now you have this they didn't just scale up the chip this way it's thicker and must be thicker to maintain its shape see that bite I took right there that might have been three Doritos in one bite sometimes life surprises you with the giant Dorito in today's that day for me will you do good over here take a bite now get in here Willy do you deserve it you've been so upset recently that's too rough I'm all the crying behind the scenes I just want to make it right do me proud it's up to you easy there geez aggressive that's good I feel like there's a lot more seasoning on this one that's what I thought that's the biggest three dough in the world and that's Willy dude please gentlemen and that's what we do all right close the show thanks for watching it's all I got do you guys want to try I ended it I'm good early this year